bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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