There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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