Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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