i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
The adults are the big ones right?
why is half of my head shaved?
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