So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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