But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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