yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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