I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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