yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
