yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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