Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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