I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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