1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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