Where did you get a picture of my penis
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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