I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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