he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I want her autograph on my taint
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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