i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Randomize
