I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
