Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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