i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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