Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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