After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
