I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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