I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
