I'm lost and stupid without you.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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