ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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