Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
