She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
so let's talk penis.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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