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Wipe that smile off your face.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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