her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
