Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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