I think i sorta joined a cult last night
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Someone signed my nipple.
Shame - the story of my life.
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