2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
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