I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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