This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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