what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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