is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
They took my balls.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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