Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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