We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I wear drunk well.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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