yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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