honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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