Christians are straight up FREAKS
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
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