Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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