The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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