I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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