I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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