Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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