oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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