Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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