I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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