it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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