Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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