My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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