I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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