It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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