Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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